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Crass "Before and After"

This page was lasted updated on November 19, 2023. Changes to these pages almost always are at the bottom.

For fans of the Wheel of Fortune television show, here are some “Before and After” answers that have occurred to me and my contributors.

Many of these answers are tasteless and offensive, and thus not suitable for the real show. Of course, those kinds of answers are my favorites. Other answers could be telecast, but I include them anyway, because I like them in spite of their cleanliness.

If you want to guess at the answers using supplied hints, then drag the right side of the browser window to the left, so that the Answers column is hidden.

You, too, can make a contribution by e-mailing it to crassman@verycrasswords.com. If you want credit for your gem, your real name or your alias can be disclosed, as you specify. If you don’t want credit, then “Anon” will appear. If neither “Anon” nor a name/alias appears, then I am the culprit.

This list includes so-called dirty words and unpleasant references. So please GO NO FARTHER IF YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN 18.

F – – K    –
– – – K    S – – –

F U C K    A
D U C K    S O U P

B –    – – – – – Y
S Q – – T

B O    D I D D L Y
S Q U A T

L U – – L L –
– – L L    – U – – – –

L U C I L L E
B A L L    B U S T E R

T H – – – S    – – – – –
– –    T H –    – S S

T H O M A S    P A I N E
I N    T H E    A S S

C – N – – –
– – Y    H – – – – –

C A N A D A    D R Y
H E A V E S

U –    Y – U – –
– – U – Y

U P    Y O U R S
T R U L Y

S T E –    – –    –
C – – C –    W – – – E

S T E P    O N    A
C R A C K    W H O R E

– – – – – – E E Z –
– I – E    –    – – – I

C O N D O L E E Z A
R I C E    A    R O N I

O V – –    – – –
O – T    T O    – – – C –

O V E R    A N D
O U T    T O    L U N C H

S – C –    M –
– – C –    C L – – –

S U C K    M Y
D I C K    C L A R K

   I    – A – T    T –    H – – D
Y – – –    H A – D    J – –

 I    W A N T    T O    H O L D
Y O U R    H A N D    J O B

B I – E    – E    – A – Z A –

B I T E    M E    T A R Z A N

H – R –    C – C K    R – – – –

H A R D    C O C K    R O B I N

G O L D – –    S H O – – –
C U – – – – –

G O L D E N    S H O W E R
C U R T A I N

– E L L – –    – E L L – –
P E – – L

M E L L O W    Y E L L O W
P E R I L

H – – G    T – – G H   – H – T

H A N G    T O U G H    S H I T

H A – L    – A – Y
– A – –    G A –

H A I L    M A R Y
P A S S    G A S

– I C I – – –    C I – C – E
J E – –

V I C I O U S    C I R C L E
J E R K

H – L –     – H – S –
– U S – – R S

H O L Y    G H O S T
B U S T E R S

T – K –    –
N U – B – R    T – –

T A K E    A
N U M B E R    T W O

P U – – –
W H – P P – –    C – – – M

P U S S Y
W H I P P E D    C R E A M

S E S – – E    S – – E E –
W – – – E –

S E S A M E    S T R E E T
W A L K E R

– – T    T – –    R – – D
J – – K    – – –

H I T    T H E   R O A D
J A C K    O F F

– I V –    O –    T A – –
A    S – – T

G I V E    O R    T A K E
A    S H I T

P A – – Y    P – – P – –
S C – – P – –

P A R T Y    P O O P E R
S C O O P E R

R – D    W H – – –    – – D
– L U –    – – L L S

R E D    W H I T E    A N D
B L U E    B A L L S

– – R E E    – E G G E –
S – O O –    S – – P – E

T H R E E    L E G G E D
S T O O L    S A M P L E

 S – T    T – – – T    – – S S Y

S I T    T I G H T    P U S S Y

– E – E T –    F – – E – K I N

H E R E T O    F O R E S K I N

S E – –    P E – – E – O

S E A N    P E N D E J O

A   – E – A – A T E
– I E – E   O F   A – –

A   S E P A R A T E
P I E C E   O F   A S S

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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