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I have decided to make these puns straightforward, without the burden (on me and you) of the guessing game.

Many of these puns are tasteless and offensive, and thus not suitable for all ages and persuasions. Of course, those kinds of puns are my favorites.

You, too, can make a contribution by e-mailing it to crassman@verycrasswords.com. If you want credit for your gem, your real name or your alias can be disclosed, as you specify. If you don’t want credit, then “Anon” will appear. If neither “Anon” nor a name/alias appears, then I am the culprit.

This list includes so-called dirty words and unpleasant references (but not as many as I want!). So please GO NO FARTHER IF YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN 18.

A very important church service C R I T I C A L M A S S A young trans person A L T E R E D B O Y A pedophile priest in Father Serra’s days M I S S I O N C R E E P Where the slaughterhouse boss has his desk T H E   O F F A L O F F I C E Cowardly writing in the Lone Star State T H E   Y E L L O W P R O S E   O F   T E X A S A disappointing marijuana harvest A   B U M M E R   C R O P Cautionary advice from a dog A   B L A C K - B O X E R    W A R N I N G Defeated fruit C O N Q U E R E D G R A P E S

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