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Here are some very crass people names I have collected over the years. I came up with many of them, and many are from other sources.
Many of these people names are tasteless and offensive, and thus not suitable for women and children. Of course, those kinds of names are my favorites. Other names here could be uttered in front of women and children, but I include them anyway, because I find them delightful in spite of their cleanliness.
In 1974, National Lampoon magazine published a parody of a 1964 high school yearbook. This is still one of the most delightful and subtle satires ever published. In this yearbook were hundreds of punny names for the students of the high school. These names appear on the pages entitled Names for People 2 through 5. I’m probably violating copyright laws, but maybe P.J. O’Rourke will forgive me! Just think of H.L. Mencken, P.J.: Would HE try to shut me down? Well, come to think of it, he probably would.
You, too, can add to this list by e-mailing your people names to crassman@verycrasswords.com. If you want credit for your gems, I will disclose your real name or your alias, as you specify. If you don’t want credit, then I will use “Anon.”
This list includes so-called dirty words and unpleasant references. So please GO NO FARTHER IF YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN 18.
A. Nuss Alf Resco Art C. Farsi B. Stowe-Burton B. Seedid B.L. Zebubb Belle E. Flopp Ben Dover Ben S. Waylah Cindy Cajun Clete Orris Connie Suer D. Claude Katz D.I. Savitt D. Pleated Dee Bockell Ed E. Puss Eileen Dover Ellie Funt Ellis D. Tripp S.P. O'Nagy Hugh Briss I.C. London I.C. France I. Ken Dewar Ike R. Rumbaugh I.M. Pist Jacques Q. Lahr Jenna Taylia Jenny C. Kwa J.L. Bate Juan Derbra K. Porn Kathi Turr Kaye Pasa L. Bogue-Reese Liz E. Strada Lou D. Kruss Mai Peter-Hertz Manny Phesto Manny Poss Marty Graw Mel O. Dee Mo Lester Moe Lassis N. Della Ball O. Shunn P. Ness P. Suvvas Patty Waggin Penny Trachin Perry Noya Phan DeFlames Phil N. DeBlanc P. Ross-Tate R. Gazzim R. MacGettin R.A. Gato R.E. Yentl R.U. Shure Ray D. Yosho Raye Mifah-Solado Rhonda Bend Romana Clay S. Trojan Sharla Tunn Sue Pine Tess T. Cole U. Ken Dewar U. Ken Fokker X. Crement X.S. Baggage Z.I. Toljewceau (J.W. Harding) Hugh Jardon (D.A. Hoyt) Bea Yatch D.O. D’Runt Edna Pictin-Appelhof (M.Q. Wehinger) Lyda Kane (K.S. Quigley) Harry P. Ness (K.S. Quigley) Corey Nation P.N. Herpantz Jack Zorbetter Constance Truggle (M.Q. Wehinger) Sue Donym (M.Q. Wehinger) Mae I. Gonow (M.Q. Wehinger) Barbie Q. Pitt (M.Q. Wehinger) Luz Stewels Dawn K. Shane Gracie Yass Lou Slipps P.K. Ninny Sarah Belle Pawlsy (Anon) Sharon Sharalike (Anon) N.U. Turrow Edie Yitt Sarah Bellim E. Kohleye Tami Zinluv C.V. Chay E.P. Finney S. Perez-Soh Vi Braider Ray Cyst Zeke Aisle / Z. Gyle Dick Tate Jonah Vaark Noah Zaark Phil E. Bustaar N.U. Rhesus Opie Yoid Sue Sheff Perry L. O’Ghan Holly-Loo Yaw Holly Day Pat E. Gonya Al B. Corps Max C. Padd A. Yorta Dick Zout Ann U. Rizzim V. Gates Dyer, Rhea Duffy, Kate Sy Coe Coit Tiss Adam Baum Marge R. Rhynn Sissy Fuss Della Tont Rae Pist F. Lou Wint Daphne Duke Barney Call V. Zavee P. Sahn-Yu Eli Coe (spoonerism of E. Coli) Cassie Rawl G. Golow Opreema Dose Jay Nair U.T. Russ Carrie Yoki Carrie Yawn K.L. Chingah Penny Seeya Penny Traitt Yuri Gnawl C. Yallis Marge N. Nayleah Dee Zasstre Sue Widge Beau D. Zotvah Ali Bayh Barry Tone Mick Shurate Nora Lenderbe Barb Dwyer Earl E. Byrd O.D. Yiss Penny Urnd Val U. Addid Tom Katz Sue Reel Q.T. Pye Q. Tipps Liz Tureen G. Spott P. Snick Sue P. Sayles F. Yu F. Werd C. Dishis Marshall Law Ruby Kahn Bea Day Lew C. Gucey Hal E. Penyo Otto Kratt Q. Dupp
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