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In 1974, National Lampoon magazine published a parody of a 1964 high school yearbook. This is still one of the most delightful satires ever published. In this yearbook were hundreds of punny names for the students of C. Estes Kefauver high school.
All of these names appear on the pages entitled Names for People 2, Names for People 3, Names for People 4, and Names for People 5.
I’m might be violating copyright laws, but maybe P.J. O’Rourke — an editor of the yearbook — will forgive me! Just think of H.L. Mencken, P.J.: Would he try to shut me down? Well, come to think of it, H.L. probably would.
Ray D. Aider
Clark Barr
Selma Botti
Terry Daktul
Andrea Dorea
Anita Ficks
Denny Grate
Sal Hapatica
Mason Jarr
Morris Kode
Alice Lost
Jerry Mander
Donna Hannah Mealine
Bill Overdew
Frank O. Prussia
Jason Reignbos
Boris Scilley
Jenny Side
Elmer Sklue
Leah Tard
Sal U. Tory
Claire Voyance
Tupper Weir
June Bug
Lafayette S. Cadrille
Katy Didd
Sid Down
Arch N. Emmy
Pat Fanny
Denny Hittme
Gary Indiana
Candy Kain
Ruth Less
Sally Mander
Yetta Nudder
Mel Odios
Rhea Polster
Derry Queen
Rhoda Rhee
Simon Sess
Vic Svaporub
Rhea Tard
Ginny Tonic
X.O. Verrisi
Gale Warnings
Max Welhaus
Bette Wetter
Heather N. Yon
Hans Zoff
Trudy Ages
Bob Alou
Anna Baptist
Chris Coe
Holly Cost
Rudy Day
Lynn C. Doyle
Mory Eale
Sally Forth
Doug Grave
Helen Highwater
Gerta Loins
Stu Meet
Chip Monk
Luce Morales
Warren Pease
Vito Powers
Taffy Pull
Amanda B. Reckonwith
Isabelle Ringing
Otto R. Rottic
Ed Settera
Frieda Slaves
Chuck Steaks
Sharla Tan
Jill Tedd
Al B. Tross
Ann Arbor
Ted D. Baer
Etta Burger
Doris Closed
Bard Dahl
Barry Dellive
Robin Droppings
Io Ewe
May Flye
Alma Gedon
Hy Marks
Holly Hox
Chris Kraft
Ellis I. Land
Penny Loafer
Dell Monte
Baxter Nature
Agatha L. Outtahere
Bunny Pellits
Cheri Pitts
Forrest Ranger
Ron Rico
Cole Shute
Gracie Spoon
May Zola
Bess T. Ality
Paul Bearer
Bertha D. Blues
Brad N. Butter
Muriel Cigars
Molly Coddle
Maria Dentist
Eileen Dover
Elaine Down
Herb Evore
Karen Fieding
Cary Hout
Mary Inate
Rex Karrs
Mason Knight
Emmy Nems
Lilac A. Rugg
Cary Scene
Dinah Soar
Walt Step
Anne Teak
Waldo Wall
Jerry Atrick
Hy Ball
Jill E. Bean
Kitty Carr
Phil Coe
Stella Constellation
Lee Derhosen
Stan Dupp
Hammond Ecks
Fanny Farmer
Golda Fish
Shirley U. Geste
Lou Gubrious
Beverly Hills
Castor Hoyle
Bella Katt
Al Lergy
Ida Lowers
Pete Moss
Rhoda Mule
Missy Perriad
Carolina Rice
Anna Septic
Cass Tigate
Val Voline
Helen Wheels
To continue reading the National Lampoon list of names, click the Names for People 3 link below.
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